The first ever spiritual immersion for woo-curious souls

A one-day astrology retreat in West Michigan to root, rewild, and remember—guided by the rhythms of the land and the wisdom of the stars

SATURDAY, JUNE 27, 2026

10 spaces available

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RHYTHMS / LIFE DIRECTION / SELF TRUST

Who told you that rhythm happens outside of you?

That as a modern human, you’re separate from the turning of the Earth, the shifting of the seasons? That time moves in straight lines, and your worth is measured by how well you keep up?

Because that is a bald-face lie.

One invented to serve the systems that thrive on our exhaustion—the ones that need you to believe you’re broken if you can’t sprint forever.

So here’s the truth: You are not separate from nature. You are rhythm embodied.

You carry the same heartbeat of life that echoes throughout the Universe — both within your body…and within your birthchart. Astrology is our way of understanding the rhythms around and within us. 

Woosah Weekend is your invitation to learn how to root back into those rhythms. 

Because when you root into rhythm, you root into yourself.
And yet, every day, we get pulled back into the lie, don’t we?

The one that says productivity matters more than presence. That bottom lines and to-do lists are more urgent than awe and wonder. That life is just an endless loop of dishes, laundry, and Slack messages—with no time for stargazing, no space for curiosity, no pause to ask: Where do I fit in the grander story unfolding around me?

But you do fit. You’ve always fit. And when you learn to recognize the rhythm guiding your life, everything shifts.

I know this because I’ve lived it.

Life Isn’t Random

—It’s Rhythmic

I first felt the pull of rhythm under a Full Moon on the Spring Equinox. That might be the woo-y-est shit I’ve admitted aloud—but back in 2022, I didn’t have the words for it. Just an overwhelming sense that something bigger was at play, moving through my life in ways I hadn’t yet understood. It wasn’t until I looked back and saw the patterns woven through every major decision, shift, and turning point that I realized:

Life was never random. It was rhythmic. Spiralic even.

And if I could learn to dance with that rhythm instead of fight against it—maybe life wouldn’t feel like chaos. Maybe I’d feel whole.

(Spoiler alert: Three years in, the answer is YES.)

But knowing the rhythm existed wasn’t enough. I had to trust it. To move with it. To let it guide me, even when it didn’t make logical sense (easier said than done, I know!).

But that’s where the real shift happened.
Not just in seeing the pattern, but in learning to embody it.

That’s what Woosah Weekend is about.

A full body calibration to the astrology of rhythms —so you don’t just understand the cycle you’re in, you feel it. Live it. Move with it.

Here's How It's Going Down

Every part of this retreat is designed to bring you back—to yourself, to the Earth, to the rhythms that have always been there. We’ll root in nature, work hands-on with your astrology, stare in the face of what’s holding you back, and sync with the life that’s calling you forward.

Here’s how the day unfolds.

☀️ 9:30 AM - Arrival & Welcome Circle

Step into the serene forest setting of Detach Primitive Glamping, where you’ll be greeted with a nourishing acai bowl breakfast and a space to set your intentions for the day.

10:00 AM - Entering the

Rhythm of Nature

We begin by stepping into the living wisdom of the woods.

The trees have a language—a rhythm—and when you slow down, you can hear it. This guided forest bathing experience is about renewal and remembrance—remembering that you are not separate from nature.

You’ll learn to tune in, listen, and feel the rhythm moving through everything—the Earth, the trees, your breath, yourself.

📖 11:00 AM - Your Personal Cosmic Map: A Deep Dive Into Your Astrology

Consider this your initiation into astrology as a living, breathing tool for self-trust and direction.

🌀We’ll be using your birth chart to uncover where you’re rooted vs. where you’re headed by diving into:

💡 Your Spiritual Roots (Immum Coeli – IC) → The foundation of who you are, where you’ve always felt most at home, and what creates your inner sanctuary.
🚀 Your Destined Path (North Node) → The bigger journey you’re being called into. The thing that keeps whispering to you—this is where it’s pointing.

✨ Real-Time 1:1 Insights From Me ✨
I’ll be working hands-on with each attendee’s chart—helping you understand your houses, your path, and how astrology places YOU inside the cosmic story.

This is not theory—this is your life, your rhythm, and your personal map to self-trust.

🍽️ 12:30 PM - Nourishing Lunch & Open Reflection

Gather for a simple, soul-nourishing picnic-style meal (provided for you). Whether you want to share insights, wander the grounds, or sink into your journal, this time is yours.

1:30 PM - Meeting the Archetypes That Walk With You

This is the most powerful tarot experience you will ever have.

Tarot was my first language of rhythm before astrology, and it remains one of my deepest gifts. Through personalized 1:1 readings, we’ll uncover:

✨ What archetypes and energies are stepping forward to support you.
✨ What guidance is present as you integrate this work beyond the retreat.
✨ What fears, doubts, or blockages need to be cleared—right here, right now.

Because I’m not letting you leave this space and have those doubts creep in when you’re sitting in your car, on your flight home, or lying awake that night. 

We’re clearing it here.

🌿4:00 PM - Cacao & Sound Bath Closing Ceremony

We opened the retreat by coming back to our bodies. We close the same way.

After a full day of insight, breakthrough, and deep remembrance, this cacao and sound bath experience will anchor everything into your body.

Cacao is heart medicine, and sound is a healing rhythm in itself. This closing ritual helps you:

💫 Absorb and integrate the wisdom you’ve received.
 💫 Recalibrate your nervous system after deep energetic work.
 💫 Leave feeling rooted, whole, and in sync with yourself.

🫂 5:00 PM - Goodbyes & Closing Words

As the day winds down, we’ll gather one last time to reflect, integrate, and close the space before the day guests depart.

Spiritual Retreat at Detach Primitive Glamping Site in Rockford, MI

For those who feel the call to go deeper into the rhythm, the VIP overnight experience extends your journey:

🔥 Dinner & Fireside Integration → Join me for a casual, cozy dinner in town (on me!) before we gather by the fire for deep reflection, storytelling, and intuitive group coaching. This is where everything settles in—the insights, the aha moments, the unspoken shifts. No rush, no structure, just real connection.

🌙 Slow, Intentional Morning → Wake up unrushed and grounded. Ease into the day with coffee, quiet reflection, and group coaching to integrate your experience before heading home.

**Accommodations are not included in the VIP ticket and must be booked separately. But don’t worry—we’ve ensured options are affordable, with cozy stays available for under $200/night.

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Quick Q? Gotchu ⬇️

West Michigan isn’t just where I live—it’s my home in the deepest sense. Not just because I was raised here, but because the spirit of the land is alive for me here. This place breathes. It moves. It holds stories. And I can’t wait for you to experience it.

West Michigan is pure magic. The retreat is set in lush, vibrant forests right off the White Pine Trail—a historic rail-to-trail system that stretches across multiple states. This time of year, the landscape is bursting with life—wildflowers in bloom, sun-dappled tree canopies, and fresh, grounding air that makes you want to breathe deeper.

Plus, we’re only 30 minutes from Grand Rapids International Airport (GRR), making travel easy for non-locals.

For VIP guests, we’ll be staying at Detach Primitive Glamping, a gorgeous nature retreat designed for deep rest and reconnection. Accommodations are booked separately, but I’ve ensured options are cozy, comfortable, and available for under $200/night.

Once you book your VIP ticket, I’ll send you all the details on how to reserve your stay.

Oh, I get it. I’m fiercely introverted myself (hiiii to my fellow spiritual innies 👋), and I know how much easing in matters.

That’s why I’m opening a private pre-retreat Voxer space just for attendees. Think of it as a virtual campfire—a low-pressure way to introduce ourselves, share excitement, and start weaving the connection before we ever step into the woods together.

If you prefer to dive in fresh and be surprised, that’s totally cool—this is completely optional. But I have a feeling most of you will want to pull up a seat and settle in with us. 😉

By the time you arrive, you won’t just be walking into a retreat—you’ll be stepping into a circle of women who already see you. And that’s where the real magic begins.

All ticket sales are final and non-refundable. Since space is extremely limited, once you claim your spot, it’s yours. However, tickets can be transferred to another person if you can’t attend—just let me know, and we’ll make it seamless.

Closer to the retreat, I’ll send out a packing guide with everything you’ll need! But in short—comfy clothes, a journal, and an open heart. If you’re staying overnight, you’ll also need to pack for your glamping stay.

Yep! A few weeks before the retreat, I’ll send out a quick form to gather any dietary restrictions or preferences so we can make sure you’re well-fed and cared for.

Brass Tax: What This Retreat Is About

  • A one-day immersive experience designed to help you decode your astrology chart, align with your purpose, and leave with a deep sense of self-trust.
  • You’ll learn WTF astrology actually means—not just as a concept but as a practical tool for decision-making, career moves, relationships, and self-growth.
  • We’ll dive into your life path, unique gifts, and how to stay grounded even when life gets chaotic.

this is for you if...

  • ✨ You’re woo-curious but don’t know where to start.
  • ✨ You’ve been feeling at a crossroads in life and need clarity.
  • ✨ You want a practical, no-BS guide to using astrology for real-life decisions.
  • ✨ You love the idea of immersing yourself in a soulful, aligned experience with like-minded people.

You already feel it—that pull back to yourself, back to the rhythm that’s always been there.

Woosah Weekend is your invitation to step out of the grind and into something deeper. To stop fighting the current and start flowing with it.

📍 Only 10 spots available. (Just 5 for VIP.) When they’re gone, they’re gone.

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